Paul Dougherty

Lyrics – How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the NSA

Paul Dougherty River Pearl

The 2014 release   River Pearl

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the NSA

Music & Lyrics Paul Dougherty

Joseph McCarthy has risen from his grave, Dick Cheney gave the order to clone his DNA
Hey Joe McCarthy, the commies left Green Bay, Al Qaida’s coming after us, we love the NSA

Dick Cheney worked at Halliburton when he heard of the cloned sheep
Dolly, Polly and Molly, like a tale of ancient Greek
Now with righteous indignation he pounded on the ground
About how an atheist scientist could let his country down

Now the board of Halliburton had other ideas that day
They could double their profits with a never ending war with the USA
Cheney learned to love the idea when he spoke to the secret caucus
Of billionaires and zillionaires who bought the Oval Office

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Joseph McCarthy has risen from his grave, Dick Cheney gave the order to clone his DNA
Hey Joe McCarthy, the commies left Green Bay, Al Qaida’s coming after us, we love the NSA

Cheney talked to Kissinger about the burglars for Tricky Dick
Gordon Liddy would for money and the lust of realpolitik
Now Gordon Liddy and Colin Powell rode the Appleton ferry
And dug up the grave of the senator at St. Mary’s Cemetery

The lily livered yellow bellied liberals, they didn’t want no war
But Cheney convinced King George to settle his father’s score
They’d march right in to Bagdad with a cross tied to the tank
And take the oil from Saddam and deposit it in the national bank

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Joseph McCarthy has risen from his grave, Dick Cheney gave the order to clone his DNA
Hey Joe McCarthy, the commies left Green Bay, Al Qaida’s coming after us, we love the NSA

They recruited the brightest scientific minds from Oral Roberts University
To create a master race of fear mongering pundits on TV
But somehow McCarthy’s DNA got mixed up with worm flecks
And they ended up with a 40 foot liberal Glen Beck

Now Hoover and Ayn Rand were sitting next to Uncle Walt
Their heads were deep frozen in a secret Pentagon vault
Not to fear with Cheney here, and a brand new virgin heart
It was on to Plan B, to take Reagan’s brain apart

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Joseph McCarthy has risen from his grave, Dick Cheney gave the order to clone his DNA
Hey Joe McCarthy, the commies left Green Bay, Al Qaida’s coming after us, we love the NSA

 

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